Thinking of Marriage? We'll Help You Form The Perfect Proposal

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Thinking of Marriage? We'll Help You Form The Perfect Proposal

Post by MarriageCabbage on Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:20 am

Hey guys.

Thinking about getting married? Congrats!

I'm sure you have a lot on your mind (and your budget!). Engagement rings and weddings cost quite a bit of money. There's one more little issue that most men tend to think of at the last second.

Do you know how you're going to pop the question?

It's not THAT important. I mean, it's only one of the few moments she'll remember for her entire life, a moment she's been dreaming of ever since she could talk, and the moment that all women love to brag about when females gather.

No pressure, right?

Unless you're a creativity god, or you've been planning this extensively for the past four years or so, you might be a little worried.

Luckily, there's help for victims like yourself, unblessed with the magical powers of story-book romance.

We take what you know- details about your true love- and turn it into the amazing, unique proposal of her dreams.

You wouldn't be taking a bet that we'll get it right; we WON'T stop working for you until you- our esteemed customer- are 100% satisfied and ready to pop the question in the best way possible.

The average cost of a wedding is $28,732 (not including the honeymoon or engagement ring - ouch!). The cost of our services, which 100% guarantee you the proposal of a lifetime that will make women everywhere green with envy over your wife, is $200. If your marriage lasts 30 years, that's about 55 cents a month for an unbelievable memory for your beloved and a TON of bonus points in any relationship.

So what are you waiting for?

Email us now at for your guaranteed perfect proposal. Lifetime warranty not guaranteed. Wink

The Marriage Cabbage Team


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